I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and thats got me very confused*

View Quote Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were talking about petroleum.

View Quote How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

View Quote [after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?

View Quote Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

View Quote Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention -- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!

View Quote 'Betrayed' by Albert Markovski. Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? I don't think so.

View Quote Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

View Quote [about the body bag exercise] I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!

View Quote We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

View Quote Everything is the same, even if it's different.

View Quote Mother****ing **** mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!

View Quote [to Vivian Jaffe] I can't believe you guys actually exist.

View Quote What?! Is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?!

View Quote Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?