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I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees quotes

56 total quotes

Albert Markovski
Bernard Jaffe
Brad Stand
Dawn Campbell
Multiple Characters
Tommy Corn




View Quote How am I not myself? [repeated]
View Quote Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?
View Quote Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
View Quote Shania cares!
View Quote Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!
View Quote [after Caterine snaps a photo of his sobbing] NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!
View Quote Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.
View Quote When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.
View Quote There is no such thing as you or me,
View Quote There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.
View Quote Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!
View Quote No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?
View Quote Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.
View Quote I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.
View Quote Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!