Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York quotes

50 total quotes (ID: 927)

Frank McCallister
Harry
Kevin McCallister
Marv
Peter McCallister
The Nosy Concierge


Nice night for a neck injury!


(After realizing he is in NYC) Yikes, I did it again!

Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.

(after Marv gets 14 cents) That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus.

You want to forget about that petty scarf Marv we got to talk

Johnny: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night too, wasn't you.
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was her and you was smooching with my brother.
Mr. Hector: But... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...
(Cliff gets shocked and the staff stares at him)
Cliff: No. It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir. But I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: On your knees. I love you.
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, Cliff: I love you!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy, lying, low-down, four-flushing carcass out my door! One... two...
(Johnny shoots as the staff ducks from the room, and several hotel guests notice)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (shoots) And a Happy New Year.
Mr. Hector (as the staff crawls out): Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!

Johnny: Hold it right there.
Gardenias: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I can smell you getting off the elevator.
Gardenias: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't you?
Gardenias: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
Gardenias: That's a dirty lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.
Gardenias: You have me all wrong!
Johnny: All right, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!
Gardenias: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Gardenias: Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Gardenias: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy, lying, four-flushing carcass out my door! One, two...
(Johnny shoots Gardenias while laughing maniacally)
Johnny: Three. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (shoots) And a Happy New Year.

[To Harry and Marv] You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

[To Marv] Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?

[Imitating his father with a his Talkboy on slow mode] Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

(Telling the sticky bandits to catch him) I'm down here, you big horse's ass! [Note: when it's shown on television, some of the TV channels may or not censor what Kevin actually says to the sticky bandits]

This is the greatest accident of my life!

Two scoops? Make it three; I'm not driving!

I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!