Kevin McCallister quotes

[To Harry and Marv] You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

[To Marv] Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Nice night for a neck injury!

Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?

[Imitating his father with a his Talkboy on slow mode] Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

(After realizing he is in NYC) Yikes, I did it again!

(Telling the sticky bandits to catch him) I'm down here, you big horse's ass! [Note: when it's shown on television, some of the TV channels may or not censor what Kevin actually says to the sticky bandits]

This is the greatest accident of my life!

Two scoops? Make it three; I'm not driving!

I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.

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