Frank McCallister quotes

View Quote [Snatching a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand] Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

View Quote Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

View Quote [As the others look at their motel in disgust] Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

View Quote I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!