Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

The Narrator and the Muses

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

[seeing Hercules hiding from fans behind a curtain] Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?

Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

Zeusy, I'm home!

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

[getting down from Pegasus] I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

[Hercules is fighting Nessus, and losing]
Phil: Come on, kid, concentrate! USE YOUR HEAD!
Hercules: Ah...
[Hercules headbutts Nessus, sending him flying]
Phil: Alright! Not bad, kid! [To himself] Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad...