Hercules

Hercules quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 273)

Hades
Hercules
Meg
Other
Phil
The Narrator and the Muses


[about Hercules] He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.


I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Zeusy, I'm home!

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

[Hercules is fighting Nessus, and losing]
Phil: Come on, kid, concentrate! USE YOUR HEAD!
Hercules: Ah...
[Hercules headbutts Nessus, sending him flying]
Phil: Alright! Not bad, kid! [To himself] Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad...

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

[getting down from Pegasus] I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

[after Pegasus blows out the flames on his head] Whoa! Is my hair out?

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!