Hercules quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote [as she lays dying in Hercules' arms] People always do crazy things... (groan) when they're in love.

View Quote Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

View Quote Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

View Quote Zeusy, I'm home!

View Quote I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

View Quote My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

View Quote Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

View Quote And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.

View Quote Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]

View Quote Game, Set, Match.

View Quote I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

View Quote Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

View Quote So is this an audience or a mosaic?

View Quote Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

View Quote Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.