Hercules quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

View Quote We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

View Quote [after a mob of female fans have left Hercules] It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

View Quote [getting down from Pegasus] I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

View Quote [to Meg] You work for me! If I say "Sing", you say "Hey, name that tune!"

View Quote [while Hercules stutters for an answer] Are you always this articulate?

View Quote Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

View Quote Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.

View Quote [seeing Hercules hiding from fans behind a curtain] Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?

View Quote One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

View Quote [after Pegasus blows out the flames on his head] Whoa! Is my hair out?

View Quote [Hercules is fighting Nessus, and losing]
Phil: Come on, kid, concentrate! USE YOUR HEAD!
Hercules: Ah...
[Hercules headbutts Nessus, sending him flying]
Phil: Alright! Not bad, kid! [To himself] Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad...

View Quote Nymphs, they can't get their hands off me.

View Quote [Hades arrives] Speak of the devil.

View Quote I thought I smelt a rat.