Hades quotes

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Zeusy, I'm home!

You are correct, sir!

So is this an audience or a mosaic?

Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

[to the Titans] Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

[to Meg] You work for me! If I say "Sing", you say "Hey, name that tune!"

Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

[after Pegasus blows out the flames on his head] Whoa! Is my hair out?

Game, Set, Match.

My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

[heard after the credits end] What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace?! Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

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