Hercules

Hercules quotes

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Hades
Hercules
Meg
Other
Phil
The Narrator and the Muses


Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah! I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh?


"It takes more than sinew, comes down to what's in you, you'll have to continue to gro-o-ow! Now that's more like it!..." --One Last Hope

Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
Pain: You mean if he gets out of there.
Panic: If? "If" is good.

But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]

Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

Panic: Hercules. Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?

I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".

[about Hercules] He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!!

Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

[heard after the credits end] What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace?! Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?