Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
Other

View Quote (After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!

View Quote (repeated line): You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.

View Quote Kurt: Hey check it, boys. Right back there. It's the reject.
(Kurt and his friends laugh)
Dexter: Hey check it, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot.
Ed: Oh, well, nice to meet you Mondo Idiot. I'm Ed.

View Quote Kurt: (blows whistle) Shut up! Just be quiet!
Dexter: Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.

View Quote (after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!

View Quote Okay, hot pants, I'm tired of playing games!

View Quote (after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!

View Quote It's okay people! Her butt is fine!

View Quote (to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

View Quote See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure your brain would understand the concept of pain!

View Quote Dexter: You know...I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
Ed: I don't remember what my dad looks like, either, but at least I get to see him everyday.

View Quote Mr. Baily: (about Mondo Burger) They're competition. Big competition.
Monique: Yep. They could put us out of business.
(Rest of employees begin to agree with her)
Mr. Baily: All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us...

View Quote See, when I left school today, I didn't think I was gonna run into you this summer, or I didn't think you was gonna RUN INTO ME! I mean just RUN into me!

View Quote Roxanne: Ed, can't we go somewhere and be alone?
Ed: What for?
Roxanne: Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
Ed: (looks at the audience for a few seconds)
Ed: (looking back at Roxanne) No! Come on!

View Quote I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!