Good Burger

Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 244)

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
Other


Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.


(to Ed) I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wannna use words with the letter "U!"

Dexter: So, uh, you like me?
Monique: Of course. So, uh, you like me?
Dexter: Are you kiddin'? I liked you from the first time I saw you! Right off the bat. But I guess it was the same thing for you, huh?
Monique: No, actually I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
Dexter: Well, so much for my self-esteem.


(repeated line): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

(repeated line, usually sung): I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!

Ed: Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Construction Worker: Well it's about time. Can I get two Good Burgers?
Ed: Oh, I'm sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back.
Construction Worker: (irritated) Just give me two Good Burgers!
Ed: Dude, I can't just give you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for them!
Construction Worker: Forget it!


Otis: I should've died years ago.

Dexter: What happened?
Ed: I just tackled some old lady.
Dexter: All right, Ed!


It's okay people! Her butt is fine!

Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother?
Dexter: Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
Dexter: Next time make it more challenging.
Mr. Wheat: That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you
Dexter: I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!


(to Kurt) Dude, you need a tic-tac.

I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!

Hey look, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot!

(to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

Kurt: (blows whistle) Shut up! Just be quiet!
Dexter: Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.