Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
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View Quote Okay, now this "grinder" of yours. Is it a real grinder or is it just some kind of metaphor?

View Quote Kurt: I want you to come work for me at Mondo Burger. You come and make your sauce for Kurt.
Ed: Who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm Kurt!
Ed: I'm Ed.
Kurt: I'm aware!
Ed: You said you were Kurt.

View Quote (Ed is driving the Burger-Mobile)
Dexter: That was a stop sign!
Ed: Uh...no?
Dexter: (whines) Aw, man!

View Quote I hate to do this, young man. I hate to put a black man in jail, but I'm gonna have to call the police.

View Quote Ed: (about Kurt) I think he likes me.
Dexter: Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you, he just wants to use you!
Ed: Well, that's not 'natural.'

View Quote (to his car after Dexter hits it) Oh, Black Beauty, oh!

View Quote Ed: (after Dexter gets the job at Good Burger) Cool! I'll teach him everything I know!
Mr. Baily: (groans) Oh...God, help me.

View Quote Jake: Nice car. This yours?
Dexter: No. It's my mom's, but she's out of town on business.
Jake: And she let you drive this while she's out of town?
Dexter: Nope. (speeds off)

View Quote Kurt: Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Ed: Gee, I don't know dude. I weigh about 150.

View Quote Ed: Remember: When you mess with Good Burger—
Ed and Dexter: You go in the grinder!

View Quote You're lying! You're lying! You're full of crap!

View Quote Roxanne: You are so hot.
Ed: Oh, well, I often sweat at work.

View Quote Otis: I should've died years ago.
Dexter: Bummer.