Mr. Wheat quotes

(after having his car hit by Dexter's) My afro! My afro! Brother Reed, you have messed up my afro!

See, when I left school today, I didn't think I was gonna run into you this summer, or I didn't think you was gonna RUN INTO ME! I mean just RUN into me!

(to his car after Dexter hits it) Oh, Black Beauty, oh!

I hate to do this, young man. I hate to put a black man in jail, but I'm gonna have to call the police.

(after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!

I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger

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