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(repeated line): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

(repeated line, usually sung): I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!

(to Kurt) Dude, you need a tic-tac.

It's okay people! Her butt is fine!

Yippee Skippy!

(while in the shake machine) Whoo! Strawberry jacuzzi!

I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!

(to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

(After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!

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