Fargo quotes

View Quote Carl: [after Grimsrud shoots the police officer] Whoa! Whoa, daddy.
Grimsrud: You'll take care of it. You are smooth, smooth, you know. Just clean him of the road.

View Quote Mike Yanagita: You're such a Supa Lady!!

View Quote Mike Yanagita: She had...leukemia

View Quote Mike Yanagita: Well, as an engineer you could do a lot worse

View Quote Attendant: May I have your ticket--[He sees Carl's bloody face] Please?
Carl: Open the ****ing gate!

View Quote Mike Yanagita: Well, that's nothing compared to your accomplishments.

View Quote Scottie Lundegard: There's no ****ing way....

View Quote I'm, uh, Jerry Lundegaard.

View Quote [Practices calling Wade] Yah, Wade, It's Jerry, I... Yah, Wade, it's, I, it's Jerry... I don't know what to do it's Jean. I don't know what to do it's my wife. I don't know what to do it's Jean. Wade, it's Jerry, I... Wade, it's Jerry! We gotta talk! Oh, geez, it's terrible... [calls the number] Yah, Wade Gustafson, please.

View Quote [on the phone] Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then.

View Quote [when her husband, Norm, kisses her] Ya got Arby's all over me.

View Quote What do yo think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes I assure you.

View Quote I answered the darn - I'm cooperating here!

View Quote Jerry: [answers the phone] Yeah?
Carl: All right, Jerry, I'm through ****ing around. You got the ****ing money?
Jerry: Yeah, I got the money, but, uh--
Carl: Don't you ****ing but me, Jerry. I want you with this money on the Dayton-Radisson parking ramp, top level, thirty minutes, and we'll wrap this up.
Jerry: Yeah, okay, but, uh--
Carl: You're there in thirty minutes or I find you, Jerry, and I shoot you, and I shoot your ****ing wife, and I shoot all your little ****ing children, and I shoot 'em all in the back of their little ****ing heads. Got it?
Jerry: Okay, now you stay away from Scotty now.
Carl: Got it?!
Jerry: Okay. Real good then.

View Quote Look, Jerry, you're not selling me a damn car. It's my show here.