Carl Showalter quotes

Would you crack the ****in' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related or something.

Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.

Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out.

[After Grimsrud has shot a cop right next to him] Whoa, daddy.

You should have seen the other guy

Shep! What the hell are you doing! I was bangin' that girl!

Stay away from me, man! Hey, go smoke a ****in' peace pipe!

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