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Fargo

Fargo quotes

61 total quotes

Carl Showalter
Jerry Lundegaard
Marge Gunderson
Multiple Characters
Opening Text
Wade Gustafson




View Quote Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.
View Quote You should have seen the other guy
View Quote Jerry: They said no cops--they were darned clear on that.
Stan Grossman: We gotta protect Jean. These--we're not holding any cards here, Wade. They got 'em all, so they call the shots.
Jerry: You're darned tootin'!
View Quote Stay away from me, man! Hey, go smoke a ****in' peace pipe!
View Quote See these are personal matters.
View Quote Would you crack the ****in' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related or something.
View Quote Yah. Okay. Real good then.
View Quote Grimsrud: Shut the **** up or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know.
Carl: Geez. That's more than I've heard you say all week.
View Quote Stan Grossman: Okay. We'll get the money together. Don't worry about it, Jerry. Now, d'you want anyone at home, with you, until they call?
Jerry: No, I--they don't want--they're just supposed to be dealin' with me, they were real clear. Ya know, they said no one listenin' in, they'll be watchin', ya know. Maybe it's all bull, but like you said, Stan, they're callin' the shots.
Stan Grossman: Okay. And Scotty, is he gonna be all right?
Jerry: Yeah. Geez. Scotty. I'll go talk to him.
View Quote Let's watch that language there
View Quote Shep! What the hell are you doing! I was bangin' that girl!
View Quote Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out.
View Quote It's my money. I'll deliver it - what do they care?... They want my money, they can deal with me.
View Quote [After Grimsrud has shot a cop right next to him] Whoa, daddy.
View Quote Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.