Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Harry: Look at the buns on that.
Lloyd: Yeaaaah...he must work out.

View Quote No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

View Quote I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

View Quote Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

View Quote (pretends to promote Turbo Lax) 1/2 teaspoon, for fast, effective relief.

View Quote [To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

View Quote Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

View Quote How come I didn't get a dildo?

View Quote I fell off the jetway again.

View Quote Find a happy place, find a happy place!

View Quote Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

View Quote Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

View Quote [leg is on fire while asking for Beth Jordan's phone number] FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

View Quote Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

View Quote Harry, I got some beef jer....