Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


(pretends to promote Turbo Lax) 1/2 teaspoon, for fast, effective relief.

I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

How come I didn't get a dildo?

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

I fell off the jetway again.

You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!

[To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

Harry, I got some beef jer....

Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

Find a happy place, find a happy place!

[leg is on fire while asking for Beth Jordan's phone number] FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.