Dumb and Dumber quotes
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Lloyd
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Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
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You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!
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[checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.
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AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!
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I got worms.
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[to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there.
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I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!
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It's okay, I'm a limo driver!
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We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.
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Harry, I took care of it.
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We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!
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[after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!
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Good bye my looooove!
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[dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!
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So you're telling me there's a chance.