Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

[checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

Good bye my looooove!

Harry, I took care of it.

AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!

Yea. He must work out.

[after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!

I got worms.

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

So you're telling me there's a chance.

It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.

[dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!