Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 180)


Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

[checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

AH! Harry! Your hands are freezing!

Good bye my looooove!

[to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there.

Harry, I took care of it.

[dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

I got worms.

Yea. He must work out.

It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

[after accidentally killing a mobster in a restaurant] Check, please!

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

So you're telling me there's a chance.