Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.

View Quote That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!

View Quote I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

View Quote I feel shocked!

View Quote Hold your phone, she's got a cannon!

View Quote [Peter puts on blindfold] He won't be able to see very well through that Cotton.

View Quote Ouchtown, population: you, bro!

View Quote Oh, snap!

View Quote We're gonna get our taints handed to us!

View Quote They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!

View Quote That guy's a dickhead.

View Quote We could sell blood and semen.

View Quote He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.

View Quote Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

View Quote I'm gonna send you to hell!