Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
88 total quotesPeter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman
View Quote
I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.
View Quote
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
View Quote
You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
View Quote
Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!
View Quote
We're sweating like grease monkeys out here, I can't hold onto a ball!
View Quote
You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!
View Quote
What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!
View Quote
I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!
View Quote
Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!
View Quote
Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?
View Quote
I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.
View Quote
[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?
View Quote
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!
View Quote
Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.
View Quote
Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!