Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman


Bollocks!


[Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]
Peter: I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Why?
Peter: I'm so sorry, really.
[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]
Girl Scout: In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
Peter: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.

Announcer: During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for three different anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. Therefore, Troop 417 is disqualified. Average Joe's wins.
Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice! [throws her cap at a large, well-built girl scout with a moustache and hairy arms]
Bernice: [begins crying in a deep voice]

Oh, now he's a philosophizer.

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.

Gar, this sucks!

It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.

You had me at blood and semen.

Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

Ball me Blazer.

Cram it up your cram hole!