Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote We could sell blood and semen.

View Quote We're gonna get our taints handed to us!

View Quote We're sweating like grease monkeys out here, I can't hold onto a ball!

View Quote Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

View Quote What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

View Quote Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.

View Quote You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!

View Quote You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

View Quote You had me at blood and semen.

View Quote You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

View Quote Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

View Quote [Peter puts on blindfold] He won't be able to see very well through that Cotton.

View Quote [When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.