Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Oh, now he's a philosophizer.

View Quote Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

View Quote Bollocks!

View Quote Gar, this sucks!

View Quote [Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]
Peter: I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Why?
Peter: I'm so sorry, really.
[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]
Girl Scout: In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
Peter: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.

View Quote Announcer: During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for three different anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. Therefore, Troop 417 is disqualified. Average Joe's wins.
Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice! [throws her cap at a large, well-built girl scout with a moustache and hairy arms]
Bernice: [begins crying in a deep voice]

View Quote It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

View Quote I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

View Quote I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.

View Quote You had me at blood and semen.

View Quote Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

View Quote Thank you, Chuck Norris.

View Quote Ball me Blazer.

View Quote Cram it up your cram hole!

View Quote That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.