Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman


Oh, now he's a philosophizer.


Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

Bollocks!

Gar, this sucks!

[Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]
Peter: I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Girl Scout: Why would you hit a girl? Why?
Peter: I'm so sorry, really.
[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]
Girl Scout: In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
Peter: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.

Announcer: During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for three different anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. Therefore, Troop 417 is disqualified. Average Joe's wins.
Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice! [throws her cap at a large, well-built girl scout with a moustache and hairy arms]
Bernice: [begins crying in a deep voice]

It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.

You had me at blood and semen.

Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

Ball me Blazer.

Cram it up your cram hole!

That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.