Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote Dawson: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
Pink: Yeah, what a dumbshit.

View Quote O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you ****in' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, **** you dickhead.

View Quote What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your ****ing ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman ****! [shoves Mitch] **** all of you! **** you!

View Quote Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

View Quote Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

View Quote I never get "shotgun".

View Quote Y'all ready to bust some ass?

View Quote Slater, papers man.

View Quote Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

View Quote [to Cynthia, after getting his ass kicked by Clint] I got some pretty good hits in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked..right?

View Quote You're telling me, I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

View Quote Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt you..much.

View Quote Slater: You cool man?
Mitch: Like how?
Slater: [rolling his eyes as he walks away] OK man.
Pink: He was asking if you get high.

View Quote Oh, man, I'm ****in' wasted.

View Quote [after Dawson tackles him, playfully] What the ****, man!