Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. ****, sissy, pussy, freshman.

View Quote Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

View Quote Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

View Quote Mike: I'm just sayin', if we're gonna go out, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something.
Cynthia: Yeah, you know, you're right, man. I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid or start a fight...
Mike: I'm serious, man. We should be up for anything.

View Quote Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

View Quote [looking over Austin, Texas] Would you look at this ****ing town, man? It's dead. Imagine how many people out there are ****in' right now man, just goin' at it.

View Quote Im here man...

View Quote Darla: Lick me, all of you.

View Quote I love those redheads!

View Quote Jodi: What are we having social hour over here? [aside] I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

View Quote I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

View Quote [To Mitch Kramer, who's pitching in a baseball game] Hope you've got more than a jock strap on under there, ya little rat!

View Quote I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

View Quote Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

View Quote This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... **** her.