Clerks quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 693)

Dante Hicks
Randal Graves
Silent Bob

Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.

This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.

What the **** you looking at? I'll kick your ****ing ass! [to Silent Bob] Didn't that mother****er owe me like ten bucks? Tonight, we'll rip that ****er's head, take out his ****ing soul. Remind me next time he buys something to shit in the mother****er's bag.

What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?

Yeah. Silent Bob, you're one rude mother****er, you know that? But, you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [a horn beeps] Ew, you ****ing ****. I hate guys! I love women! [Willam approaches them] Whatchoo want, Grizzly Adams?

You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.