Clerks quotes

52 total quotes

Dante Hicks
Jay
Other
Randal Graves
Silent Bob

View Quote Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.

View Quote This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.

View Quote What the **** you looking at? I'll kick your ****ing ass! [to Silent Bob] Didn't that mother****er owe me like ten bucks? Tonight, we'll rip that ****er's head, take out his ****ing soul. Remind me next time he buys something to shit in the mother****er's bag.

View Quote What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?

View Quote Yeah. Silent Bob, you're one rude mother****er, you know that? But, you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [a horn beeps] Ew, you ****ing ****. I hate guys! I love women! [Willam approaches them] Whatchoo want, Grizzly Adams?

View Quote You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

View Quote You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.