Dante Hicks quotes

A woman makes a guy cum; it's standard. A guy makes a woman cum, it's talent.

Great, every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!

[to Veronica] Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! [a guy standing near the door begins to walk off] Hey! Hey, you! Get back here!

You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

I'm not the type of person who will disrupt things just so I can shit comfortably.

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

37?! I'm 37?!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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