Clerks quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 693)

Dante Hicks
Randal Graves
Silent Bob

And I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Bunch of savages in this town.

Great, every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!

Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?

Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

I'm not the type of person who will disrupt things just so I can shit comfortably.

I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Oh, and Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

Salsa Shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa, our shark.