Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

97 total quotes

Augustus Gloop
Charlie Bucket
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
Grandma Georgina
Grandpa George
Grandpa Joe

Mike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka

View Quote Grandpa Joe: I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know.
Charlie Bucket: You did?
Grandma Joesephine: He did.
Grandpa George: He did.
Grandma Georgina: I love grapes!
Grandpa Joe: Of course, I was a much younger man in those days.

View Quote Charlie Bucket: [asking about Violet's gum] Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?
Violet Beauregarde: Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.

View Quote You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.

View Quote You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'

View Quote Mike Teavee: What's the special prize and who gets it?
Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a sur-prize! Haha.
Veruca Salt: Will Violet always be a blueberry?
Willy Wonka: No... maybe... I dont know. But that's what you get for chewing gum all day, it's just disgusting.
Mike Teavee: If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?
Willy Wonka: Once again, you really shouldn't mumble because it's kinda starting to bum me out.

View Quote Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room.

View Quote Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! You'll make him crazy! ~ To Veruca Salt before the squirrels throw her down the garbage chute.

View Quote [after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.

View Quote Grandma Georgina: Things are going to get much better.
Narrator: And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about.

View Quote To Charlie: Would you like some chocolate?
Charlie: Sure.
To Charlie: Well, then, you should have just brought some.

View Quote (in the TV room) Mike Teavee: Can you send people? [reffering to the camera teleporter]
Wonka: Why would I want to do that? They don't taste very good at all.

View Quote Mother, what's happening to me? [turning purple shortly before swelling up into a blueberry]

View Quote Willy Wonka: [After the Augustus Gloop song] Bravo! Well done! Well done! Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming?
Mr. Salt: I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
Mike Teavee: Like they knew it was going to happen.
Willy Wonka: Oh, poppy****.

View Quote Dragonflies? ~ After she is asked whether she knows what Charlie's grandparents are talking about.

View Quote All these years... and you haven't flossed.