Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

97 total quotes (ID: 116)

Augustus Gloop
Charlie Bucket
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
Grandma Georgina
Grandpa George
Grandpa Joe
Mike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka


To Charlie: Would you like some chocolate?
Charlie: Sure.
To Charlie: Well, then, you should have just brought some.


Prince Pondicherry: [about his chocolate palace] It is perfect in every way.
Willy Wonka: Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now.
Prince Pondicherry: Oh, nonsense! I will not eat my palace. I intend to live in it.

Charlie Bucket: We're heading for a tunnel.
Willy Wonka: Oh yeah. Full speed ahead.

Dr. Wilbur Wonka: Do you have an appointment?
Charlie Bucket: No, but he's overdue.

You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'

Willy Wonka: People! Those pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory. Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah. And do you like my meadow? Try the grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectible and so darn good looking.
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can. Everything in this room is eatible. Even I'm eatible. But that is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.

Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!

[after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room.

I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!

MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee

Mike Teavee: You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH!!! Second, the amount of energy it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.

Mr. Salt: [asking about the squirrels taking Veruca] Where are they taking her?
Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go. Down the garbage chute.
Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go!?
Willy Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
Mike Teavee: Today IS Tuesday.
Willy Wonka: Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today...

Charlie Bucket: [as the group moves on from the Chocolate Room] Are the Oompa Loompas really joking, Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe: Of course, they're joking. That boy will be fine.
[just before they walk off, Grandpa Joe's smile turns to a grim expression]