Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes
97 total quotesMike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka
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I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!
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I want a squirrel!
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Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)
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Daddy, I want another pony.
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Mike Teavee: You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH!!! Second, the amount of energy it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.
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MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee
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Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
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Charlie Bucket: [as the group moves on from the Chocolate Room] Are the Oompa Loompas really joking, Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe: Of course, they're joking. That boy will be fine.
[just before they walk off, Grandpa Joe's smile turns to a grim expression]
Grandpa Joe: Of course, they're joking. That boy will be fine.
[just before they walk off, Grandpa Joe's smile turns to a grim expression]
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[from trailer] Back off, you little freaks!
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Mrs. Gloop: Augustus, please don't eat your fingers!
Augustus Gloop: But I taste so good.
Augustus Gloop: But I taste so good.
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Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!
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Well you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? ~ To Charlie Bucket
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You know, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out! ~ to Mike Teavee