Willy Wonka quotes

Let's boogie!

Let's keep on truckin'!

Every drop of the river is hot melted chocolate of the finest quality. The waterfall is most important. It mixes the chocolate. Makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children. And you can take that to the bank.

My chocolate must be untouched by human hands. ~ To Augustus Gloop before he is sucked up and taken to the fudge room.

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! You'll make him crazy! ~ To Veruca Salt before the squirrels throw her down the garbage chute.

You're really weird. ~ To Mr. Salt outside the nut room.

Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most. ~ To Violet Beauregarde.

Well you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? ~ To Charlie Bucket

Hold on. ~ To Charlie Bucket on elevator.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room.

You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the li'l devil who cracked the system.

I always thought a 'verruca' was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha! ~to Veruca!

Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!

It's in the fridge, Daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could-- slide me some skin, Soul Brother. ~ To Mike Teavee when showing the children Hair Toffee

Come on. I even brought transpor--[bangs into Great Glass elevator door]...I gotta be more careful where I park this thing.

You smell like old people, and... soap. I like it. ~ to Grandma Georgina.

I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!

You know, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out! ~ to Mike Teavee

MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee

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