Caddyshack quotes

107 total quotes

Al Czervik
Carl Spackler
Judge Smails

Multiple Characters
Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb

View Quote Wait up, girls. I've got a salami I've got to hide.

View Quote Lacey Underall: [to Ty] Will you forget the massage and just kiss me, you fool?

View Quote "[After long extended fart]" What, did someone just step on a duck?

View Quote [To his Chinese friend who is taking pictures] Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? This is a parking lot!

View Quote Weeeeell, we're waiting!

View Quote Chuck: Hey, what kind of shit is this?
Spaulding: It's the best, man. I got it from a N**ro.
Lacey: You're probably so high already you don't even know it.

View Quote Motormouth: I often thought of becoming a golf club.

View Quote [After dropping anchor on top of Judge Smails' sailboat] Hey! You scratched my anchor!

View Quote I feel like a hundred dollars.

View Quote Spaulding: Turds! Double turds!
Judge Smails: How many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spaulding: Sorry, Grandpa, I forgot.

View Quote Double turds!

View Quote Ahoy, polloi!

View Quote Well..[looks at his bare wrist as if checking a watch]..I've got a "thing"..

View Quote Don't worry about this one. If you miss it, we lose.

View Quote I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself.