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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach




View Quote "There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."
View Quote [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.
View Quote [Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Buffy: Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
Kimberley: I... already invited them.
[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]
Kimberley: They're seniors!
View Quote "I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."
View Quote "I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."
View Quote [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.
View Quote [A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy:We were Friends
Grueller: Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack.
View Quote "You broke up with my machine?!
View Quote [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.
View Quote "Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]
View Quote "Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."
View Quote "Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."
View Quote "You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]
View Quote "Well, aren't we kung-fu."
View Quote [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.