Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Gary Murray
Multiple Characters
The Coach

"Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]

"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

"Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"

"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

[Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

"Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

"You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

[Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.