Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach


Merrick: None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
Buffy: I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy:Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time


"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

"You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

"Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

"You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

[Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.