Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

View Quote [Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Buffy: Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
Kimberley: I... already invited them.
[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]
Kimberley: They're seniors!

View Quote [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.

View Quote "I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

View Quote [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.

View Quote [A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy:We were Friends
Grueller: Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack.

View Quote "I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

View Quote "Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]

View Quote "Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

View Quote "Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest]

View Quote [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

View Quote [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

View Quote "You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

View Quote "I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

View Quote "Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."