Buffy quotes
"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]
"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."
"Does Elvis talk to you?"
"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]
"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...
"Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]
"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']
"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
"Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]
"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."
"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."
"You broke up with my machine?!
"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
"Well, aren't we kung-fu."
"Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"