"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

"Are YOU addressing I?"

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

"Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny

"Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

"Does Elvis talk to you?"

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"Get out of my facial!"

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny

"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker