Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Gary Murray
Multiple Characters
The Coach

"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

"I have to fall down now."

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

"Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

"Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest]

"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

"Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]