Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote "Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."

View Quote "Wanna go for a ride?"

View Quote "We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

View Quote "Well, aren't we kung-fu."

View Quote "What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

View Quote "When the music stops, the rest is silence."

View Quote "Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "You broke up with my machine?!

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

View Quote "You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]