Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

View Quote "Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest]

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote "What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

View Quote "We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

View Quote [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

View Quote (When Lothos has one Arm)We're Immortal.We can do anything

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?