Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach


"Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny


"Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker

Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

"You broke up with my machine?!

Buffy:Oh yeah?Clap

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

[Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!

[Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

Merrick: None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
Buffy: I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy:Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time

"What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."