Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

View Quote "Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker

View Quote "Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

View Quote [dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]

View Quote "Does Elvis talk to you?"

View Quote "Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

View Quote [Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!

View Quote Merrick: None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
Buffy: I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy:Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time

View Quote [Buffy faces the vampire lord Lothos.]
Lothos: You and I... are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!
...
[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]
Lothos:So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]
Buffy: No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]

View Quote "Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

View Quote [Buffy and Pike are dancing.]
Pike: You know... you're not like other girls.
Buffy: Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]

View Quote Buffy:Oh yeah?Clap

View Quote "I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

View Quote "I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

View Quote "There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."