Big Trouble

Big Trouble quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 811)

Arthur Herk
Eliot Arnold
Henry Desalvo
Others


Snake: [to the Russians] If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.


Special Agent Alan Seitz, FBI: [Discussing a top-secret nuclear weapons decommissioning facility in Russia]: They have beautiful churches there. [The others look at him] Travel Channel.

Leonard: If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.

[Having narrowly escaped arrest from a disinterested police officer] Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.

[Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing someone.

Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

Morning, douchebag.

[About Arthur] Arthur Herk. One of the few Floridians who was not confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan.

Pat Greer: Doesn't that just warm the ****les of your heart?
Alan Seitz: Warms the shit out of my ****les.

Officer Monica Romero: You're making a big mistake.
Snake: Story of my life.

[About Puggy, who has just been paid five dollars for manual lifting and has found a 'home' in a tree] After only twenty-four hours in Miami, Puggy had already found more satisfactory employment and lived in a better neighbourhood than I did.

Eliot Arnold: I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this.
Officer Walter Kramitz: If I don't see them, I don't write them.

[Henry and Leonard are stuck in the middle of a big traffic jam, just right before the Airport Road]
Henry Desalvo: We're gonna miss our flight.
Leonard: You see what the problem is?
Henry Desalvo: I don't know. There's some kind of commotion up there. There might be something about it on the radio.
[He turns on the radio - only to find the two same people arguing on the same phone-in show before turning off the radio in annoyance. After a moment in silence, a goat walks past the car; the two men pause for a moment in stunned silence]
Henry Desalvo: [Disbelieving] Was that a goat?
Leonard: Let's get the hell outta here.

[Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] "Not right now, okay?"

[After his son has just called him a loser] Okay, now it's my turn. Up yours, you little shithead. Okay, your turn.