Big Trouble

Big Trouble quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 811)

Arthur Herk
Eliot Arnold
Henry Desalvo

Puggy: [Opening the movie] My name is Puggy and I live in a tree. I hope I didn't ruin anything for you.

Leonard: If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.

{Having been sprayed by a hallucinogenic toad, Arthur is hallucinating that his dog possesses the head of Martha Stewart]
Arthur Herk: Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
Pat Greer: The dog, sir?
Arthur Herk: No, not that! Her!
Pat Greer: Who?
Arthur Herk: You know! Her!
Martha Stewart: Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Arthur Herk: Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Pat Greer: Mr. Herk, this is important...
Arthur Herk: Please don't let her take my soul!
[Arthur begins sobbing and moaning incoherently]
Pat Greer: What the hell's he talking about?
Officer Monica Romero: I don't know.
Alan Seitz: How close did he get to that toad?
Officer Monica Romero: Like face first.
Alan Seitz: Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
Martha Stewart: growls
Alan Seitz: Discovery Channel.

Morning, douchebag.

[Having narrowly escaped arrest from a disinterested police officer] Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.

Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

[Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing someone.

[Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] "Not right now, okay?"

Pat Greer: Doesn't that just warm the ****les of your heart?
Alan Seitz: Warms the shit out of my ****les.

Officer Monica Romero: You're making a big mistake.
Snake: Story of my life.

I need a missile.

Was that a goat?!

Eliot Arnold: I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this.
Officer Walter Kramitz: If I don't see them, I don't write them.

[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet.

There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.