Henry Desalvo quotes

[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet.

[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] There goes the warranty... and there goes the Iron Chef.

[Having narrowly escaped arrest from a disinterested police officer] Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.

There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.

Was that a goat?!

[Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing someone.

[Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] "Not right now, okay?"

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