The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak


Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.


I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

Donny: I am the Walrus.

Shomer Shabbos!

(shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

Donny: I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

**** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

Eight year olds, Dude.