The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak


Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.


I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

Donny: I am the Walrus.

(shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

**** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Eight year olds, Dude.

If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.