The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak


I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.


The elder Lebowski: Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

Donny: I am the Walrus.

**** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

(shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.