The Big Lebowski quotes
101 total quotesJeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
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The Stranger
Walter Sobchak
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(shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!
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Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Goodnight, sweet prince
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Calmer than you are....
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If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.
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Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude] Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
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I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.
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[While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
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And, I would like my undies back
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Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.
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The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
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Donny, you're out of your element!
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I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!
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Eight year olds, Dude.
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The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.