The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.

View Quote Da Fino: Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.

View Quote [Last line of the movie] Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

View Quote The elder Lebowski: I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

View Quote Do you see what happens, Larry, WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS? (proceeds to smash up what he believes is Larry's new Corvette parked in the street) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

View Quote Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

View Quote Nihilist: We are Nihilists, Lebowski. We believe in nothing. Yeah, nothing.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: I just want to understand this sir-- every time a rug is...micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

View Quote Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece (reference to Walter's Colt pistol) out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" (all eight rounds in his fully loaded Colt pistol were fired).

View Quote Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?

View Quote (repeated line) Shut the **** up Donny!

View Quote Shomer Shabbos!

View Quote V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

View Quote Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.