The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak


One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.


Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece (reference to Walter's Colt pistol) out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" (all eight rounds in his fully loaded Colt pistol were fired).

[On the phone to Walter] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here. It's [Shouting] "**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" [Calm, resigned] Yeah, I'll be at practice.

The elder Lebowski: I just want to understand this sir-- every time a rug is...micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

(After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

The elder Lebowski: I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

The elder Lebowski: Hello! Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Ingles? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

Brandt: (Releasing a gale of forced laughter) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Donny: Phone's ringing Dude.

Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

(repeated line) Shut the **** up Donny!

The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.