Walter Sobchak quotes

**** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

What the **** are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Donny, you're out of your element!

(repeated line) Shut the **** up Donny!

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

Shomer Shabbos!

If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

Do you see what happens, Larry, WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS? (proceeds to smash up what he believes is Larry's new Corvette parked in the street) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!

I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!

That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.

Calmer than you are....

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

(after creating a scene in the diner) I'm stayin'!...(picking up mug) I'm finishing my coffee... (takes sip, sets mug down, gently slams fists on counter; grimly)...Enjoying my coffee....

The Chinaman is not the issue.

Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?

(After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!

No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Those ****in' amateurs!

Goodnight, sweet prince

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

And, I would like my undies back

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