The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 74)

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!

You mean...coitus?

Stay away from my special... from my ****ing lady friend man.

Nice marmot.

[admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

Yeah... I got a rash, man...

[in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

Let me explain something to you about the Dude...

You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

The Dude abides...

**** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.