The Big Lebowski quotes
101 total quotesJeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
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The Stranger
Walter Sobchak
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What the **** are you talking about? The C[****]man is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, C[****]man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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Donny, you're out of your element!
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Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
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Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
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Shomer Shabbos!
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I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
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Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
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Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!
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I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!
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That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.
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Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
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The **** is not the issue.
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Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?
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(After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!