The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Answering Machine: Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...

View Quote Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

View Quote Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

View Quote Sheriff of Malibu: (To The Dude) I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

View Quote Mind if I do a J?

View Quote (After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote (Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

View Quote And what the **** was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the **** does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the **** are you talking about!?

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote [Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?

View Quote [On the phone to Walter] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here. It's [Shouting] "**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" [Calm, resigned] Yeah, I'll be at practice.