Best in Show quotes

41 total quotes

Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
Multiple Characters
Stefan Vanderhoof

View Quote Hotel Manager: We have you down for a queen.
Scott Donlan: What are you suggesting... my dear man?

View Quote So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

View Quote Gerry Fleck: [On why he can't dance] I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.

View Quote Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

View Quote [Yelling at the hotel maid] I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!

View Quote Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!

View Quote That looks like a fast dog.

View Quote This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

View Quote Gerry Fleck: She had dozens of boyfriends.
Cookie Fleck': Hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that.

View Quote I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

View Quote We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?