Best in Show

Best in Show quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 657)

Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
Multiple Characters
Stefan Vanderhoof

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

Hotel Manager: We have you down for a queen.
Scott Donlan: What are you suggesting... my dear man?

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

That looks like a fast dog.

We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!

[Yelling at the hotel maid] I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!