Best in Show

Best in Show quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 657)

Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
Multiple Characters
Stefan Vanderhoof


Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?


No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

Hotel Manager: We have you down for a queen.
Scott Donlan: What are you suggesting... my dear man?

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

That looks like a fast dog.

[Yelling at the hotel maid] I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!

We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!