Best in Show quotes
41 total quotes (ID: 657)Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
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Stefan Vanderhoof
Gerry Fleck: She had dozens of boyfriends.
Cookie Fleck': Hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that.
Cookie Fleck': Hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that.
Gerry Fleck: [On why he can't dance] I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.
This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.
Hotel Manager: We have you down for a queen.
Scott Donlan: What are you suggesting... my dear man?
Scott Donlan: What are you suggesting... my dear man?
No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.
I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.
I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.
[Yelling at the hotel maid] I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!
That looks like a fast dog.
Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!
We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?